Justin Timberlake Apologizes to Britney and Janet Blaming it on White Privilege

Can you imagine if "Nipple-gate" happened in 2021?

In a desperate attempt to stop cancel culture from finding him, Justin Timberlake decided to travel back in time and retroactively apologize to Britney Spears and Janet Jackson, blaming his past behavior on "a system that condones misogyny and racism."

Timberlake famously revealed Janet Jackson's bedazzled boob during the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show, giving birth to the infamous phrase, "wardrobe malfunction."

No doubt Timberlake has been spooked by the documentary "Framing Britney Spears" referring to his longtime girlfriend who he parodied in his music video "Cry Me a River." All eyes are watching, and many remember how he went on television talking about their sex life, even though Spears was insisting that she and him were abstinent.

It's one this to apologize for being a dick, but it's another thing to blame your dick behavior on the fact that you are a privileged, white man. Timberlake said, "The industry is flawed. It sets white men up for success. As a man of privilege, I have a position to be vocal about this." He then continued, "Because of my ignorance , I didn't recognize it for all that it was while it was happening in my life." Blah blah blah. So you mean to tell me you were unaware of the fact you were acting like an asshole because you are white? That's truly hysterical. As much as I hate cancel culture, I kinda hope it cancels your bullshit excuse of an apology. News flash, being an asshole knows no race or gender! #truthbomber