Conservative Children’s Book Tries to Save Kids From Liberal Indoctrination

After a year of politically correct children’s books teaching everything from white privilege to the joys of living a non-binary life, conservative publisher Brave Books will be releasing this week their anti-woke bedtime story called “Elephants Are Not Birds.”

“There is a real war going on for the hearts and minds of our kids. And everywhere I looked was propaganda,” said Brave Books CEO Trent Talbot.

“Elephants Are Not Birds,” author Ashley St. Clair wrote the book in response to liberal ideologies that have been corrupting our youth and teaching them warped ideas.

“You get special attention now in the classroom if you say, ‘Hey my name is not Billy, it’s Amanda,'” said St. Clair. “I am going to have a little boy in November, and it’s scary to think he could come home and say, ‘My friends all identify as something else and that’s how I feel’ and have my son crying because he’s not put on hormone replacement therapy.”

Gender is just one of the many subjects Brave Books will tackle. In fact, the company is in talks with Congressman Dan Crenshaw to write a book on cancel culture called “Fame, Blame, and the Raft of Shame.”

Finally, something we actually want our kids to learn! #Truthbomber