In the spirit of inclusion, this year I decided to include some new categories in the Academy Awards. Here are the nominees….
WORST ACTRESS IN A STARRING ROLE
Meghan Markle’s entire “woe is me” performance on Oprah.
Lady Gaga wearing “country clothes” and drinking a beer to get rural America to vote for Biden.
Vanessa Hudgens’s Instagram video telling people that coronavirus was “inevitable.”
WORST ACTOR IN A STARRING ROLE
Marc Cuban wanting to eliminate the National Anthem from all Dallas Mavericks’ home games.
Alec Baldwin as a one-note Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live.
John Legend performing at the DNC, trying to pretend he isn’t a bigot himself.
WORST SONG OF THE YEAR
The COVID-19-inspired rendition of “Imagine” starring Gal Gadot, Jimmy Fallon, Natalie Portman, and other more forgetful celebrities.
Rita Wilson rapping “Hip Hop Hooray” in quarantine.
Rebel Wilson’s take on “Poor Unfortunate Soul” during the pandemic’s The Disney Family Singalong Volume 2.
WORST ATTEMPT AT SEEMING LIKE YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOURSELF
Jimmy Fallon apologizing for a surfaced video of him wearing blackface while impersonating Chris Rock.
Ellen DeGeneres in her underwhelming apology video addressing the fact she is a bitch to work with.
Kanye West’s attempt at running for President.
WORST CELEBRITY PANDEMIC PSA
“Contagion” stars Kate Winslet, Matt Damon, and Lawrence Fishbourne leveraging their movie to get people to #stayhome.
The “I Take Responsibility” video starring Kristen Bell, Bryce Dallas Howard, Stanley Tucci, and others apologizing for being white.
Morgan Freeman telling people to get vaccinated because he is told that he is the voice “people trust.”